Beer Chugging
Intro
At the LNM Olympic games, we have devised a contest for everyone, whether you are sporty, artistic, an intellectual, or a discerning fan.
The audience of the Olympic games plays almost just as vital a role as the participants. Someone who is an expert at spreading camaraderie, cheer, and sportsmanship while clutching the seat of their couch, an armchair athlete, if you will. Such individuals cannot be discounted in the least since, without the fanatic, the sport itself would have neither a place nor a pedestal.
With this in mind, LinkNow is determined to honor the armchair athlete in us with a competition that would test their proficiency.
In what, you might ask?
Well, what do most sports-watching fans have in common? The proverbial beer bottle glued to their hand during the game. Needless to say, to embody the sportsman spirit of the Olympic games, the spirit must be in you.
Beer chugging is a time-honored tradition where your capacity for the beverage is required to match your boisterous brag about said capability. As in, if you can talk the talk, better chug the beer.
Event
All participants must show up at this event with TWO bottles of Heineken beer. You can bring non-alcoholic beer if this is your preference. We’re looking for the standard bottle size. Each athlete in the competition will take turns chugging their beer.
You will be performing this feat one at a time so we can keep a sharp eye on your performance metrics. We will be watching for spillage so make sure your floor doesn’t absorb more of the beverage than you. You are expected to chug out of the bottles directly and must show that the bottles are empty by turning them upside down at the end of your turn.
The fastest beer chugger gets the gold, the runner-up wins silver, and the third-place holder will get the bronze. If you’re a glutton for beer, this is your chance to make your country proud!
The athletes running this event agree to behave responsibly and not get behind the wheel of motor vehicle until 3 hours after this event.